back again

Ookay, getting started again - hey, are you so terrific with your New Year's resolutions? Anyway, I might have been in a car crash or something. Feel sorry for me then, wouldn't you?
Not that I want people feeling sorry for me. Farthest thing actually.
Okay, I'll tell you. Just to show you what an utterly pathetic loser I am. I got drunk. Okay?
What, for 3 months? I hear you ask.
No - this is where the pathetic bit comes in. I got drunk once, on one occasion. One night of it. And, to be technical, I didn't get drunk. I drank. One beer.
So I freaked out, okay? What's it to you?
Anyway, here I am, over my little hissy fit, raring to go. New Year's resolution 2: this is the first day of the rest of my life, and all that.
So, starting again. Hi, I'm Dave. Good to meet you.
You think this is a little schizo? Actually, being schizo has never worried me, not like Mike. I'm cool with the whole being two (or more) people thing; I figure we're all a bit like that. And you know, really, I think it's the people who never ... adapt to their situation, who are always the same, rigid personality whoever they're with, wherever they are, that you've got to worry about. Don't you?
So, being schizo's not one of my worries. Bet you can guess what one of them is, right? Yeah, the whole drinking thing. Just because my dad's a drunk
Oops.
Okay, I'm gonna let that stand. Being honest and all that shit. But I guess that's enough for today. Hey, I've started again, and I even managed a morsel of confession. Tomorrow we'll try for more fun.